Are you over 18?
It's not gay, I just needed his special face serum for my skin. Problem is, it tastes so good that I'm stuck between eating it all up and spreading it on my face
"Whatcha doing today?" "Oh, not much -- just bouncing between things."
Don’t be the first to fall asleep at a sleepover
I'll never stop challenging bros to size bets !!!
My roommate was hounding me for rent, but I had a trick up my sleeve. I got a wig and some fake tits and dressed as his type. He went quiet and could barely look me in the eyes! I'm not gay.. but how should I take advantage of this?
It's not gay if I'm wearing his ex's lingerie
it’s not gay if i’m blindfolded
My neighbour accidently saw me as I was dressed up in my wife's lingerie. It's not gay to show some neighbourly love whenever my wife leave for work right?
It’s not gay. You just keep messing up my meetings and you need to make up for it somehow.
Not gay if I forgot to bring clothes to bros house, so I just show him what he’s gonna be breeding tonight?
It can’t be gay if his cock is so big I can barely fit the head in my mouth!
It's not gay aslong as our balls don't touch
It's not gay, you're just showing off your new tongue piercing
Bro's NNN Lifesaver: Slutty GF Swallows Every Drop to Keep Him Winning
My bud thought it'd be funny to get me thongs as a birthday prank. Well jokes on him, I'll wear it in front of him anyway. Don't know why he's breathing so hard though
How’s it gay if you’re riding my cock in the closet bro??
I need an official ruling… is sharing cock half as gay, or twice as gay?
You’re just pretending to be your favorite pornstar bud. That’s not gay, it’s acting. Remember though, she always swallows.
Its not gay if you keep your head buried in the pillows~
Your mom and dad were pleased when you told them you were moving out, they just didn't know you were moving in with me, your dads best friend to be that horny lil cockslut you are.
Bro I put all this effort into getting sissied up for you. It'd be gay if you didn't try to get me pregnant.
You said you'll just tease me with it. What are you doing bro??
Not Gay at All: Redhead Babe's Outdoor Protein Snack Deepthroat 🍆🌳💦
It's not gay if you moan like a girl
