Are you over 18?
My dealer wasn’t joking when he said he’d get the money I owe him one way or another, I hope this doesn’t make me gay now
Thanks for lending me your mouth
I lost the bet so i had to take it from my buds
Its not gay if youre just taking a seat
My bud was stressed by his first date in 2h. So i decided to put his sister cloth to let him practice before😇. Now that make many hours he pound me merciless😍 (his date must be still waiting 😈)
Oh but no worrys you can count on me. Whenever your cock needs to be sucked. Thats what good bud should do.
Starting my new job as a professional ball washer
Its not gay, my bros just got tired of using their hands
It's not gay to help out a bro
Not gay bud nobody can see us so fuck me
Look I know I said I was deleting Reddit last night and I wasn’t gay but fuck…
It's not gay unless you make me cum and I would never cum from getting fucked.
It’s not gay if my bullies finally made me realise my place as a brainless cockpig for their thick juicy unwashed musky bull cocks
I found this old home movie of my dad and his buddy. Guess it runs in the family
Not gay to let my bro cum on my face during our straight jerk session. It’s just easier to clean up
“Eyes up here, bro. It’s just a costume. Don’t get too excited over some silicone tits.” Seeing your best bro in a goth girl outfit at the party really made you question yourself. But it can’t be gay when I look this good right?
My roommate was hounding me for rent, but I had a trick up my sleeve. I got a wig and some fake tits and dressed as his type. He went quiet and could barely look me in the eyes! I'm not gay.. but how should I take advantage of this?
How could something this fun ever be considered gay?
It’s not gay when he has a bwc and you’re a size queen..
It's not gay aslong as our balls don't touch
Times are tough so I got a job as a maid. After cleaning their houses, the men always insist that I've missed a spot and that they paid for the plumbing service. It's not gay to clean their pipes as well right
I'm still straight even if I want to take her place right?
Money was tight so I decided to become a part time French maid. Most of the men were chill, but this one guy who usually paid triple my normal rate insisted that after cleaning the house, I clean his cock as well. Is it gay?
Can't be gay if I blackmail you
