You keep saying its straight but idk if masturbating like this is straight bro?
Since you lost the bet and had to come to to the bar dressed as a cute girl, its totally not gay if one thing leads to another and you end up bent in the alley taking my big cock
You ever catch yourself referring to a porn cock by their first name, straight bros? Or do you use the formal Mr, out of respect for the inches? Definitely no affectionate nicknames though 😏