Are you over 18?
I had to prove I'm not gay... Or test it? whatever, maybe I'm just obedient
For my birthday my roommate thought he'd treat me to breakfast in bed 🥰
It's not gay because cum is good for the skin 🤓☝️
It's not gay, I just needed his special face serum for my skin. Problem is, it tastes so good that I'm stuck between eating it all up and spreading it on my face
No Homo Bro, Just Scared of This Thick Femboy Dick! 🍆😱
Okay bud, here's how the test works: if you *don't* cum when I pound your tight little ass, then I'll believe you're straight
My bully has been a lot nicer to me since I grew my hair out
It's not gay, it was a sword fight , playing with swords is the manliest thing a man can do right
Interesting new workout program my bud got me started with..
My landlord doesn't want money anymore,he just uses my ass however and whenever he wants
We're just playing gaping game , isn't gay right ?
Just thanking me for the ride home
I’ll just lean back and let you use my throat as you wish
Thanks to water scarcity we had to share a bath 🙄… turns out my bud’s special cream makes for an interesting skincare routine 🥰
Not gay if you let me use your mouth like a toy bud! I do like how you pose like a girl for me though
It’s not gay if my wife brings her client home to me to secure her promotion. It’s a win for both of us
When me and bro drink too much beers and he whispers to me "I'll do whatever your girlfriend won't do for you" and I see myself getting milked 5 minutes later
How my roommate looks at me on a random Saturday cause his girlfriend cancelled plans .
Describe the kind of cock you would like the chance to do this to if you were gay…
My roommate felt that we didn't have an equal amount of chores, so I became the house pipe cleaner. On the plus side, I'm able to hold my breath for longer now
I always honor my lost bets!
If you don’t moan then it can’t be gay bro.. say just keep your mouth shut and take it~
My girlfriend wanted to spice up the costume party by swapping costumes. I didn't expect to end up the party on my knees in a bedroom with her drunk ex who wants to relive "the good old days".... I think it's too late to reason with him now...
It's not gay if your boss sends you to the client's hotel room as a welcome package
