Made a list of my wife's celebrity crushes and spent 2 years trying to contact them. In a hotel bar on her 50th, an MLB player approached us "out of nowhere." He told us that she was gorgeous and then confessed what he wanted to do to her. When I saw the nervous look in her eyes, I knew it was on.
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