Are you over 18?
One day my girlfriends ex messaged her asking to me meet up because he had a bunch of her old clothes so I went to collect them instead. It's not gay if I ended up sucking his big cock so he wouldn't message her again.
It’s not gay if take a stranger home on Friday. Just starting the weekend off right
Blindfolded Foot Slut's Sock Tease: Cock-Jerking Mystery in the Woods
This is actually 100% straight as long as you get me pregnant
Alright bro, this one might be a little gay but... Who the fuck cares, let's do it
I know you keep saying it's not gay since I dyed my hair but it really feels like it still is
Dude it’s not gay if we cuddle, just shut the fuck up and join me in bed
Just your typical straight sleepover in 2025
Totally not gay if i go to my step mom room, right? She sent me this. Look, she got such a massive heavy cock, and she is wearing a condom, so it will be a 100% straight!
He had a date so I was just being a good friend and helping him out before. what's gay about that?
#TrapsAren'tGay
My buddy found out I haven't been getting action recently. This is how he immediately reacted.
It’s not gay if I don’t pull out! We can’t see the mess so it doesn’t count.
I swear is not gay bro, just keep sucking me it feels so fucking good
It's not gay, the party just went really well
Its not gay to dress up as your buds favorite porn star
Showering together it's not gay, it's just saving water
Sharing is caring and 100% not gay (and that includes my cousins cock with his GF)
Nothing gay here, just scratching my bud’s really deep itch
Stop calling me bro that’s gay
Bro you said you got me a cake on my birthday and i had to wear a blindfold which was kind of weird but the cake does taste good
Not gay at all if you’re not even blinking
That one bro who always likes to talk about pussy:
Historians: "They were just really good friends ☺️" Them:
