Are you over 18?
Stop calling me bro that’s gay
“B-bro that’s her car pulling up in the driveway now! If she catches me wearing this… if she catches us doing this… ngggghh…”
Them: "Our son just hasn't found the right girl yet." Their son:
I lost a bet with my friend and he told me that the only thing I'd have to do is to wear a blindfold. Before I knew it, he'd bent me over and started pounding my ass. Is it still gay if I moaned like the girl the entire time?
It’s not gay if my bully paid loads of money to turn me into her personal bimbo fuck doll. He says he’ll earn it back by pimping me out to strangers
It's not gay if you manage to let it disappear~. F<3ckk~ uhh~ how did you do that bud~... Nngh~
This is the only way i know how to wake my bros up
Oh no it would be totally crazy if we came back from the party and I sucked your dick haha😅
I’m not gay, I was just reading outside and…
Bud relax it's not gay, you're stressed out and I'm helping u relaxxx 😈 don't think of me as your bro just think of me as a set of holes
Not Gay At All: Bro Rimjob & Big Dick Worship 😈🍑🍆
Straight Dude's Desperate Cock Sucking Threesome Sacrifice 😩🍆💦 #NotGayAtAll
This is the only way I found that works to wake my roommate up.
Straight Dude Forced to Pound Sheena Ryder's Holes 😈🍆💦 #NotGayAtAll
Not my fault if your GF lingerie looks better on me!
Be honest. Did i have too much of my bud's cum?
Its not gay if you like showing off all your gfs different slutty outfits to me bro, putting them on for me so i can see how hot she'd look.
It's not gay if he makes me beg for it... right?
Just another straight sesh with the bro
its not gay im just practicing my hip stretches
My bud bet me $20 I couldn’t throat his whole cock, it’s not gay since I was winning an easy $20 right?
It's not gay if . . . if . . . fuck, we'll figure it out later. Just don't stop fucking me with your big cock, bro!
Extra credit with the professor
Me: Bro are you sure this is not gay? Bro: yeah yeah, just... with this gfs purple clothes its tottally not gay
