Probably my favorite thing, well second favorite, about being my friend group's side girl is I never know how my night is gonna go. A message from any of them and suddenly my night instantly goes from meh to bouncy backshots

I’m not gay… it’s just I go on insta and see girls, so I go to TikTok and see hotter ones, then I get Reddit again and somehow jerk off to gay porn…

Not gay if you make me moan like a bitch

"Whatcha doing today?" "Oh, not much -- just bouncing between things."

Not Gay Bro, Just Poundin' This Sissy Ass with My Thick BBC 🍆💦

If you knew the difference between art and sex, you would understand that there is nothing gay about this

It’s not gay to call out of work when your divorced neighbor needs some head. Your wife doesn’t suck as good as you do

It doesn’t count if I was in cosplay, r-right guys?

Bud said it is not gay if I ride it like a girl

Ever since I moved in with my bully, we take showers together to save water. I guess it’s not gay to keep the bills low

Bro said he wouldn't even get hard and now he's using his load as lube on my ass

Don’t worry, bro. It’s not gay if we hide your face.

Its my fault he got a boner, its only fair if I help him get rid of it!😇

You ever catch yourself referring to a porn cock by their first name, straight bros? Or do you use the formal Mr, out of respect for the inches? Definitely no affectionate nicknames though 😏

Bro's Buddy Gets Club-Ready Head from Slutty Sis – Weekend Special, Totally Not Gay

💪 Two Buff Dudes Pounding Ass Raw - Totally Not Gay Bros 🏳️‍🌈❌

Netflix: Are you still watching? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍some sissy redditor who thinks is straight:

Us when no one is watching

My bro said he’d be gay if he didn’t fuck my wobbly girly ass!

I swore to my best bud that the dress and panties are only for halloween🫣 He said he understands but the costume needs something else to be complete😵‍💫 For the last few days all I've said is "GawK gawK gLK GkK"😵

Lease Fine Print: Landlord's Thick Cock Turns Me into His Anal Fleshlight - Not Gay, Just Contractual!

Straight Girl's Condom Cum Slurp: 'Lips Never Touched Dick, But This Load's Mine!'

I’m not gay I didn’t want this I don’t like it…

Your bud got stood up on Valentine's Day so you took his date's place and gave him a day to remember

I can’t believe you weren’t able to guess my costume bud! I made it so obvious! I’m a slut for Halloween Duh! Well now that I’m here might aswell finish you off…