I can’t believe you brought that outfit on vacation bro

Good to know that he won’t snitch on you

My bud just wanted to cosplay, that’s all!

It's not gay if it's a long girl cock..

🍑 Not Gay at All: Paying Debts with That Thick Booty Cowgirl Ride 💦

Suck This Thick Girlcock, Bro – Totally Not Gay!

It's not gay if my goon bud made me addicted to his cock while I was high. Now I need to worship that cock everyday

I'm the lead singer for the opera but my voice coach told me that I needed to open up my throat more to sing better. It's not gay to take his private lessons so that I can be the best singer right? Plus his cum really helps me lube my throat up

Netflix: Are you still watching? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍some sissy redditor who thinks is straight:

Not gay at all if you’re not even blinking

Sissy Regrets Ignoring His Big Cock Warning

Not gay if your gf trapped you in a threesome and your buddy ended up finishing inside you

You’re just pretending to be your favorite pornstar bud. That’s not gay, it’s acting. Remember though, she always swallows.

I swore to my best bud that the dress and panties are only for halloween🫣 He said he understands but the costume needs something else to be complete😵‍💫 For the last few days all I've said is "GawK gawK gLK GkK"😵

Need a tgirl to tease me until im no longer straight

I accidentally called my bro mommy

I realized moving into a new sketchy neighborhood doesn't have to be scary🙂‍↔️ You just have to build a relationship with people who can watch your back🙂‍↕️. Unfortunately the easiest way to do that seems to be to let the big strong guys blow your back out😅😵‍💫

It doesn’t count if you don’t use your hands, I promise 😮‍💨

I can't be gay if I help others relax on vacation

Nothing gay about helping the team relax after a game right ? It’s just good sportsmanship

Don’t be the first to fall asleep at a sleepover

No bud, its not gay if you stay hard while I fuck you

Ever since I moved in with my bully, we take showers together to save water. I guess it’s not gay to keep the bills low

He said you couldn’t take it all, you had to prove him wrong

My buddy’s dream was to fuck a goth girl with fat tits. Knowing his game, it was never happening. That’s why I showed up at his door with a wig, fake silicone tits, and a slutty outfit. What kind of friend am I to let my friend miss out on his dream?