*Tiktok interview* Int: "How much money to get fucked in the ass?" Me: "Idk. $100k?" Int: "Great here's $300k!😊 Your name is now ~Cumfart~ and you will be the live-in cumdump for these three dudes, have fun!☺️👋🏻" Me getting fireman-carried away: "WAIT! WHAT?!😧😵💫"