*Tiktok interview* Int: "How much money to get fucked in the ass?" Me: "Idk. $100k?" Int: "Great here's $300k!π Your name is now ~Cumfart~ and you will be the live-in cumdump for these three dudes, have fun!βΊοΈππ»" Me getting fireman-carried away: "WAIT! WHAT?!π§π΅βπ«"