Doing some early morning yapping about some of the new cards in my MtG Artifact deck

Dinosaurs should always be a topic of conversation on a first date

Can you make me squirtle squirtle💦

Daenerys Cosplay Slut Bends the Knee & Flashes Her Tits 😈🔥

nerds have more fun

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Squirting wearing my Okarun Shirt

Clever girl

Jessica Rabbit Cosplay Slut: She's Drawn Naughty AF 😈🍑💦

Alt girls are a little magic

opening up my first pack of Pokémon cards

Nerdy Babe's Epic Baby Yoda Titty Drop 💚🍈🍈

Psyduck hyonotized squirtle

This blood elf has a spirit healer tattooed on her back to grant you a second wind during... "pvp"

Evanesco 🪄

We’re going to watch Jurassic Park. Whoever quotes the script first, gives head first

Wanted to give my Lego sets a show...

I'll provide a quick distraction while you slay the foul creature trying to kill us

Slytherin girls know the best magic 🪄

Enjoy the rain with me, adventurer, before you scroll on

Enderman from Minecraft (by fallenemoangel)

Game over or game on? 😉

Your elf girlfriend couldn't wait for you to get home so she fucked the hilt of your dagger instead

Wanted a new deck but didn’t want to spend money on it, so I hand drew a bunch of proxies! Here’s a few of my faves

would you let mommy makima control you?