Jokingly posted a gym progress pic with my fat ass front and center like girls do Now all of a sudden all of my friends wanna make me fart their cum, saying it's not gay since I'm apparently a girl now?!

It's still straight if he fucks your throat like a pussy

Sissy hypnos don’t work on me. Also me 5 mins later with a bunch of random thugs from the street:

Not gay if I’m just doing a tik tok dance for bro right?

It Was Just for His Ex… But You Can’t Stop Thinking About His Load

As long as you only hang out with hung bros that are too big to fit in your ass, you will never have to worry about accidently having gay sex... Straightness confirmed

My roommate felt that we didn't have an equal amount of chores, so I became the house pipe cleaner. On the plus side, I'm able to hold my breath for longer now

My bud and his gf came over for diner so I dressed up for him. He came into the kitchen without her can couldn't keep his hands off me.

Bro, there's no way pounding my bussy could be gay. Especially if you keep going until you knock me up

Of course it's not gay, bud! Hormones wouldn't have made my tits this big unless I was supposed to be someone's girl

Told my bro I’m getting so frustrated I havent cumd for anyone in weeks, he made sure that changed..

I told you that I would do to you what you did to my daughter. You better have made her moan this much.

got caught in my girlfriends lingerie, had to make sure he's quiet about it

It can’t be gay to rail a bro like this, look how fat his ass is

Its not gay if you keep your head buried in the pillows~

He dared me that I wouldn’t suck him right that on the sidewalk. I guess he was wrong lol

need a bro to come over while my gf is at work and reenact this vid with me ;)

Your future is looking bright!

It's not gay if I'm wearing a skirt and no panties. He's just using the easy access

Bro, are you going to start your work out or what?

If I looked like this I’d be taking BBC daily. Hope that not gay

Thanks for taking me on this trip bud, hope this makes it even better

Buddies in Slutty Cosplay: Green She-Devil Bends Redhead Over for Balls-Deep Halloween Pound

Its not gay if were playing doctor

Not Gay Bro, Just Limp Dick Craving Cock Slurp 💦🍆😏