I spend more time in the bathroom at the office than I do on the [f]loor lately
Every time HR complains about employee retention, I remind them I've got it under control 😁
[F] Straightened my hair before work... but I have a feeling you're gonna mess it up before I leave
I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention... 😁‡
It's my birthday and I decided you could have some cake at work