My tiny Bud keeps doing size bets with me. I’m not complaining, it’s not gay if it’s gambling
Told my roommate that redheads are the best in bed. Didn’t think he’d use me to see if I was right…
When you dress like that it can’t be gay. You look just like my ex. Just remember to swallow for me.
When your divorced bro is feeling down and pent up so you do just the thing to cheer him up
I can help with those unwanted gay or bisexual thoughts … You won't be going thru this alone any more… Not really a buddy system, more of a tag team...