Ok I know I'm supposed to be straight and all but please tell me what the hell am I expected to do here? Are you really telling me to walk away? Am I really expected NOT to drop to my knees and devour his gorgeous big dick?
I know you're single bud, but don't worry! It's totally straight to pretend I'm your girlfriend ❤️
I just told my bud that it's not healthy to live with all this pent up anger about his cheating ex. It's not gay if he decides to take it out on me
It’s not gay for me to give you my cum because today’s Facial Friday”
It's not gay if you're naturally submissive and your friend is naturally dominant
You ever catch yourself referring to a porn cock by their first name, straight bros? Or do you use the formal Mr, out of respect for the inches? Definitely no affectionate nicknames though 😏