Bud didn’t have any socks on after I warned him over and over again 🙄
you walk in on your buddy looking like this, what’s your next move?
Your girl couldn't make it to the Halloween party, so you asked me to take her place. Things got crazy when you got me high...
its totally not gay to suck me if we're snowed in and im nb
No, ofc I’m not enjoying it, that would be gay! Why are you asking anyways…
🍑 Treating My Bud Like Fuck Meat Lesson: Not Gay If It's How Chicks Feel! 🔥
My roommate was hounding me for rent, but I had a trick up my sleeve. I got a wig and some fake tits and dressed as his type. He went quiet and could barely look me in the eyes! I'm not gay.. but how should I take advantage of this?
I’m not gay but he had me dress up and I think I’m falling in love…