I was showing off my Halloween costume when you decided that apparently it was too hot and you didn't care anymore. So you threw me on the bed, ripped my costume and pounded my ass. Do you think I should still wear the ripped costume to the party or get a new one?
It's ok if those horns are used. We're just having fun while trying on cosplay
Ever since you got those fake tits for Halloween you've been sending me these videos while I'm in public. I don't know if you think it's funny bro but it feels kind of wrong 🤤
"Bro.. No get off me... i dont wanna help you with your sunburn,... god damn"
Hey bro, appreciate the gift. But are you sure this is for me?
FYI thighjobs aren't gay! There's no penetration so it's totally straight! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk