When you dress like that it can’t be gay. You look just like my ex. Just remember to swallow for me.
Your mom and dad were pleased when you told them you were moving out, they just didn't know you were moving in with me, your dads best friend to be that horny lil cockslut you are.
It's not gay bro, we just bet whoevers tounge was longer had to give the other head... 🤤
It’s ok bud. I know you’ve had these urges. I won’t tell anyone if you want to help me cum this one time. You can take it however you want. I’ll even show it to you before so you’re ready. It’s not gay if you’re just “testing yourself”
It’s not gay to set up a glory hole in the hotel you’re staying at while out of town… only gay if they know you
Straight Twink's 'Totally Normal' Doggie Pound by Hung Goth Bro
It's not gay if we're the last two people on Earth and we need to repopulate
It can't be gay bro let's just go ahead and make some money together