Nothing gay about helping out a bud by doing things his girl won't
After my bully slipped me that pill, I woke up with tits and a massive appetite for cum. It can’t be gay if cum tastes so fucking good
How is this gay? You already know this is the only way I can get off since my girlfriend put this stupid cage on me bro!
You said "kiss my ass" so I went another step.... I ate it like it was my last meal
When your gf is hosting a Halloween party so she preps you as the party favor for the night in case any guys need to drain a load.
It can’t be gay if his cock is so big I can barely fit the head in my mouth!
What’s the saying when life gives you cocks you suck them or something like that
When bro said that "you look to have deep mind and think I can prove it" I wasn't expecting this. (but fuck he was so true)
I’m not gay I just wanted to prove that my ass doesn’t break and I was right…