It’s not gay bro it’s the rhino pill that made me do it. You just happened to be close by…
It’s not gay if it’s Valentine’s Day. What do you mean it’s the 15th?
It’s not gay if my favorite part of porn is watching big, beautiful cocks shoot out delicious-looking streams of jizz, right?… Right?!
Me, 2 minutes after bud found r/NotGayAtAll. "It's not gay, says so in the title"
Maybe if you say your gayest thoughts, the urges and cumpulsions might go away...