My buddy found out I haven't been getting action recently. This is how he immediately reacted.
Not gay if you let me use your mouth like a toy bud! I do like how you pose like a girl for me though
If I only didn’t have my mouth full I could tell him I’m not gay at all 😭
Don't worry bud it's not gay for me to dress up like your step sister and let do all the things you want with her to me instead
It’s not gay bro, to help out your gooning addiction you decided to participate in locktober! By day 6 you had already called your hung bro to help you out! It’s not gay if you’re locked up!
My buds and I kept making bets but I always lost so I had to do what they said. I wonder why I keep losing
It’s not gay if your bud helps reach an itch in the back of your throat