Me and my buds went to a strip club and drank till they wanted to see if I could do anything on a pole. Turns out they were surprise how I looked and we had to take it to a private room.
I told my bud my new years resolution was to give back to more communities and now he hasn't let me off his cock till i pay back all my "reparations"
All I said was "I wanna get pinned down and bred deep like a sissy f*ggot slut"—why is that gay?
Sorry bro my girl bailed on me tonight and I already took the boner pills. You're gonna have to stand in for her
My buddy and I were always the least popular guys at school. But since we discovered this trick, we’ve been invited to every single pool party
It's not gay if you trapped me, I swear I didn't know but now your hole feels so good I just can't stop
My roomate had kept me up for a couple of nights now... But he gave me another thing to moan about.