And remember bro this can’t be gay because I’m twice the size of you
I love pranking my friends...who wants to put on a blindfold and do a taste test?
"Whatcha doing today?" "Oh, not much -- just bouncing between things."
I used to feel guilty for being a Straight guy who sucks dick but now I'm a proud cocksucker thanks to my goonbud's BWC
What’s the saying when life gives you cocks you suck them or something like that
The confident guy you met at the bar offered you a massage back at his place to relieve muscle tension. You initially hesitated telling him you’re straight but after a few drinks & him explaining all the benefits, you’re in bed, wearing lingerie, getting a massage deep in your guts ❤️
Enjoying another man fucking your boy pussy raw isn’t gay, I couldn’t pay my dealer
I lost every game of fantasy football.The toilet bowl was embarrassing.As punishment I had to dress girly and be a sissy content creator to pay for the guys trip to celebrate graduating college.My jock bros love making jokes now