Lease Fine Print: Landlord's Thick Cock Turns Me into His Anal Fleshlight - Not Gay, Just Contractual!
Me: Idk if all that sissy conditioning I've been doing is actually doing anything. Also me: Ohmygosh I love it when bud calls me a good girl and makes me look up at him like this
We're not bisexual, we're gooners... I'll explain the difference after you pop bro