I heard you had a crush on some girl. This her? Haha no way you thought she'd be interested in a loser like you.
I knew I shouldn’t have told my bullies how much my gf used to cheat on me
You didn't want to admit to your parents you just picked a party college, so they paid for your sister to go to the same amazing one your at. Your bullys found out and have shown her the true college experience. Sister
Hey buddy. I helped your mom carry the bags from the grocery store. She invited me to her house.