Remember bud, if you clean up everything then it basically didn’t happen. If it didn’t happen it’s not gay
Your girl couldn't make it to the Halloween party, so you asked me to take her place. Things got crazy when you got me high...
They tricked me, they told me I’d be eating out a girl but the whole time I was cleaning some strangers asshole
Instead of Valentines Day, my single friends & I love to hang out together…
Falling asleep first at the Gooner slumber party has its benefits
We both wanted to see this concert but tickets were so pricey. Luckily they were doing a huge couples discount and I happened to look just girly enough to play the part. After some drinks and my convincing acting at the show we may have gotten carried away after..
Straight Dude's Desperate Cock Sucking Threesome Sacrifice 😩🍆💦 #NotGayAtAll