The 3 simple requirements for fucking me are 1) Must be a lot older than me 2) No pulling out 3) No condoms allowed
Say NO if u haven't received any nudes from redditors who promised, and I'll flood ur dms with mine instead (only the first 199)
Sending nuds to every guy that upvte and say 'yes (my auto reply is on)
Someone still needs to test for fertility just to be sure right?