Bro it’s not gay, your bully found out about your lack of a gag reflex and decided he had a new task for you now! It’s not gay if he bullies your holes now!
You’re just helping me relieve tension after the gym bro. It’s what the showers are for
Pranking Hubby with a Sneaky Throat Fuck During His Zoom Call? Totally Not Gay! 😈🍆💦
When ever my white friends skip out on plans with their girl to keep up our tradition of "boys night" I always show him my appreciation and remind him why it's bros before hoes.