Tried driving off after I hit a car, he said he wouldn’t call the police if I huffed his ass all day
Good work dude! You held back for like, 20 seconds after I showed my dick, that's some real improvement. Keep it up and soon enough we'll fix that mysterious condition of yours... It's not gay if it's just you pranking your gullible friend with and his fat dick, right?
I accidentally walked in on my roomie... he said he was practicing his stretching but.. idk bros…..
I can help with those unwanted gay or bisexual thoughts … You won't be going thru this alone any more… Not really a buddy system, more of a tag team...
Saying shit like "Shove it down my throat when you cum" doesn't make you gay. So What's the Gayest Shit You've Ever Heard Yourself Say?