I got distracted trying on my Halloween costume. I knew I should've locked that door!
If my new years resolution were to suck a cock, would that be gay?
Don't worry bro it's only gay if i suck the whole thing which is impossible....
My friend recently broke up,so it's perfectly straight to help him get over it
ok bud we promised to keep it straight this new year, but this was us drunk after midnight
I told my buds I wanted to help but I think they misunderstood and fucked me
Thanks again for helping me practice kissing before my big date bud! I understand it’d be gay if we practiced with our lips, but are you sure this is any better?
It can't be gay if you make me cum just from fucking my ass
My roommate was hounding me for rent, but I had a trick up my sleeve. I got a wig and some fake tits and dressed as his type. He went quiet and could barely look me in the eyes! I'm not gay.. but how should I take advantage of this?