It’s not gay if I use my bud like a fleshlight right? Not my fault you broke mine!
I forgot to book strippers for my friend's bachelor party. They decided I should be the entertainment then. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right?
No Fear Bro, Just Let Me Pound Your Hand Like My Tight Fleshlight 💦🍆
My best friend is always an asshole if we go to a club and he doesn't pull any girls. To stop his from being a dick, I've been putting on lingerie and letting him fuck me after the club. It's not gay to save our friendship right?
My landlord said if I dress like a slut and deepthroat his cock for 30 seconds, I live rent-free that month. 6 months in and I need some additional training
When your divorced bro is feeling down and pent up so you do just the thing to cheer him up
One day my girlfriends ex messaged her asking to me meet up because he had a bunch of her old clothes so I went to collect them instead. It's not gay if I ended up sucking his big cock so he wouldn't message her again.
Ever since I started taking hormones my roommate and I have had an arrangement. It's working out pretty well for both of us I think