We went on a friends holiday together, the hotel had a mix up an we only had one bed…. In the morning I woke up early, got breakfast and waited for you, I came in to wake you up only to find the sheet sticking up… I couldn’t let you suffer like that… I had to help… as a friend
Caught my bud trying on his girls clothes so we played a little game. It’s not gay, it’s gambling.
Showering together to save water was the best idea my bud ever had😫💦
You don't want anyone to call you gay after you blew your bud, so you decided to just keep going😊
You bought me a couple of drinks at the bar, so it makes it totally not gay that I find a creative way to pay you back
My bud had this girl over, but when she saw his BBC cock, she left saying it's too big. He barged into my room and used my ass because he said he's not letting this condom go to waste. It's not gay to save the environment, right?
It's not gay if I was really stressed and my only solution was a routine deep tissue massage where he can really work me
I’m straight and have a girl but I went to my classmates house after school…