It's not gay to disguise yourself as your buds secret valentine and let him have what he really wants
This is how we ended the second date! (This was my view btw)
I swear bro, I read an article that said it’s not gay as long as I don’t suck the shaft
Your bud’s hole is tighter than any pussy you’ve fucked. You crave it so badly that “experimenting” soon becomes “making love.” That’s not gay, right?
With how long I've had my mouth open without you putting your dick in it, this has gotta be straight
Pinky promise that it's not at all gay if you open your mouth for this~
I put a sign on my door "Ring for business, delivery, or to get your ass fucked by a big man" and all of a sudden my neighbors invent any pretext to ring my bell
Your pov after we smoke a couple of joints together. It’s totally not gay if I’m high.