I can’t believe you weren’t able to guess my costume bud! I made it so obvious! I’m a slut for Halloween Duh! Well now that I’m here might aswell finish you off…
30 minutes of Jim Jewels is ass licking is the best thing 🤤🍑
Me, 2 minutes after bud found r/NotGayAtAll. "It's not gay, says so in the title"
No Fear Bro, Just Let Me Pound Your Hand Like My Tight Fleshlight 💦🍆
The pastor was just giving me a personal sermon cause I was so devoted to him
It’s not gay, my buds just using my throat as practice so he can be better for his girl
You missed the final shot to win the game, so coach punished you afterwards