Maybe if you say your gayest thoughts, the urges and cumpulsions might go away...
Your mom and dad were pleased when you told them you were moving out, they just didn't know you were moving in with me, your dads best friend to be that horny lil cockslut you are.
Well bud if you’re going to dress up like that there’s no way this can be gay.
it’s not gay it’s just my punishment for coming in last in our fantasy football league …
Times are tough so I got a job as a maid. After cleaning their houses, the men always insist that I've missed a spot and that they paid for the plumbing service. It's not gay to clean their pipes as well right
It's not gay if you're having an affair with your dad's boss.
🔥 Slurping Landlord's Thick Load for Rent - Not Gay at All! 💦👅
It's not gay to help with a group project right? Especially if they really needed my help to bring their D's up
I'm just going to stand here, bud. It's not gay if my hips don't move