Me milking bros morning wood before his gf wakes up. She’s been hogging it to much
My tiny Bud keeps doing size bets with me. I’m not complaining, it’s not gay if it’s gambling
It's not gay, it was bigger than my face, so naturally my throat was the only place
Just keep making eye contact, not gay if your focused on my eyes ;)
When your divorced bro is feeling down and pent up so you do just the thing to cheer him up
Not gay to be my bully’s cumpig if he’s paying for my shopping