It's not gay, I'm just getting a first hand lesson in a real alpha's anatomy
Totally not gay if our bartender bet you she'd make out with you if you came in all dressed up and took my cock at the bar
Your girl said it was impossible and I just wanted to prove her wrong
This is how we ended the second date! (This was my view btw)
My bud said it’s funny his dick fell out while we were watching Netflix. Not gay if I try to be funny too
Me after a guy gives me an ounce of attention. Doesn’t make me gay, right?
A man took out his dick and ordered me to suck he told me that it was not gay if we are on the plane... (who wants to get on the plane with me ? )