Guy kept staring at me at the bar so I took him home and let him have a closer look
It's not gay, it was bigger than my face, so naturally my throat was the only place
Of course I don't mind going on a shopping trip with you bud, what, you need a hand in the bathroom???
You figured trying one bbc couldn’t hurt….. but when his bud walked in and joined, you thought maybe things were getting out of hand