Its not gay if 1) I'm hungry and protein deficient and 2) I'm dressed like a girl
See bud this is why i told you we have weight classes in wrestling.
They tricked me, they told me I’d be eating out a girl but the whole time I was cleaning some strangers asshole
I told my bud my new years resolution was to give back to more communities and now he hasn't let me off his cock till i pay back all my "reparations"
Look, my femboy bud said his ass would feel better than real pussy, so I called him on his bluff! How was I supposed to know he was right?
It’s not gay if I don’t pull out! We can’t see the mess so it doesn’t count.
My bud bet me $20 I couldn’t throat his whole cock, it’s not gay since I was winning an easy $20 right?
ok bud we promised to keep it straight this new year, but this was us drunk after midnight
Somehow me and my roommate never did find anyone to cuff before Valentine’s Day