"Jerkblocking" is a LAN party strategy (not gay). It's especially effective for Halo: To help your bro win, you dress up real pretty and go strip the opposing player, then keep them as close to the edge as possible every time they engage your teammate. Make them cum only at the final showdown.
It's totally not gay if you rub your cock against my girlfriend's clothes!! I just put them on to make it easier
It's not gay if you're having an affair with your dad's boss.
It’s not gay to just rub on your face bud, as long as you don’t open your mout- oh, fuck…
It’s not gay for me to give you my cum because today’s Facial Friday”
Its not gay if we went to the gloryhole together, how was i supposed to know you were the one taking my cock?
Not Gay If I Rock Your Girl's Tiny Jeans & Heels, Bro? 😈👗🍑