When your bud says they'll pay you fuel money later but never do for the 5th time..
I was showing off my Halloween costume when you decided that apparently it was too hot and you didn't care anymore. So you threw me on the bed, ripped my costume and pounded my ass. Do you think I should still wear the ripped costume to the party or get a new one?
My gf prepping me to meet her family. Apparently her dad and her uncles are really excited to meet me