Dentist: "Open up please." Me: "I wanna bounce on bro's lap"
It's not gay if it's just for the Halloween costume bud. It doesn't matter if I'm dressed as spider girl and you're the one shooting your web
You were known for never backing down from a dare, no matter what it was. Its not gay, its not like you were the one that dared it
Just keep making eye contact, not gay if your focused on my eyes ;)
It’s not gay if my gf doesn’t find out what me and my bros do, right?
It’s not gay if i really, really, want to blow a load for a bro, right??
I went to a new gym but all the guys there said that I was massively protein deficient. They were all so nice to help me though. They told me anytime I need a protein drink, to just ask 🥰
You decided to surprise bud at your next goon sesh and you didn't disappoint
Goth Trap's Halloween Anal Pound: Not Gay If It's a Bubble Butt Bitch