It’s not gay if bro needed help draining all that backed up nut
He asked me if I could help test some paint he made, turns out he meant it literally. It's not gay to conduct more tests right?
I accidentally walked in on my roomie... he said he was practicing his stretching but.. idk bros…..
When no girls showed up to the party, you and your buds flipped a coin for who could be the girl
The month might have just started, but i have this itch i need to scratch...it's not gay if we'd make love on Halloween night, right? Can't be gay if it's while in costume
See when you put on the glasses, wig, beanie, it’s completely straight. Then you’re moaning fully sells it being straight bro
I was just getting my valentine's Day present, that's not gay
It’s not gay when me and my bud take turns on our hung bud right? I mean he’s the hung one
You’re just helping me get through a stressful day at work bro. How could this be gay?!