Look, my femboy bud said his ass would feel better than real pussy, so I called him on his bluff! How was I supposed to know he was right?
It’s not gay if bro needed help draining all that backed up nut
I told my gym bro that his leg workout was too easy and to actually take me through a workout that'll make my legs shake. It's not gay if my legs are still sore from 2 days ago right?
So my bud bought me some lingerie and I thought it was gay asf… now that I’m drunk 🥴 maybe it’s kinda cute 💕
A juicy cock can't kiss you back, so this obviously isn't gay
You ever catch yourself referring to a porn cock by their first name, straight bros? Or do you use the formal Mr, out of respect for the inches? Definitely no affectionate nicknames though 😏
It doesn’t count if you don’t use your hands, I promise 😮💨