Bro I know i forgot underwear today but stop touching it we're in public
They tricked me, they told me I’d be eating out a girl but the whole time I was cleaning some strangers asshole
Me: Idk if all that sissy conditioning I've been doing is actually doing anything. Also me: Ohmygosh I love it when bud calls me a good girl and makes me look up at him like this
It's not gay if you're having an affair with your dad's boss.
It’s not gay if my pants rip. We just have to take advantage of the situation
I lost a bet with my friend and he told me that the only thing I'd have to do is to wear a blindfold. Before I knew it, he'd bent me over and started pounding my ass. Is it still gay if I moaned like the girl the entire time?
My boss promoting me to his personal assistant was the best thing to ever happen for my career😇
Bud, You Said Cum's Great for Skin, But Makeup Tutorial First? 😏💦🍆