Told my roommate that redheads are the best in bed. Didn’t think he’d use me to see if I was right…
My best bro just isn't himself when his nuts are full. If I want him focused on gaming, I have no choice but to completely drain him every time he comes over
I went to a new gym but all the guys there said that I was massively protein deficient. They were all so nice to help me though. They told me anytime I need a protein drink, to just ask 🥰
It's not gay if im texting some girl and accidentally send my cute girly bro.a dick pic that was for her. What would you reply?
It's not gay if you think this would feel so good right now... but which position were you thinking of?🤨