How could it be gay when it's just a dildo? I'm definitely not preparing for a hung alpha bud...
When your gf is hosting a Halloween party so she preps you as the party favor for the night in case any guys need to drain a load.
Bubble Butt Sissy Grind: Straight as Long as It Ain't Inside, Bro!
It's not gay. I'm just working through my daddy issues with an older bud!
🍑 Treating My Bud Like Fuck Meat Lesson: Not Gay If It's How Chicks Feel! 🔥