When your gf is hosting a Halloween party so she preps you as the party favor for the night in case any guys need to drain a load.
My best bro just isn't himself when his nuts are full. If I want him focused on gaming, I have no choice but to completely drain him every time he comes over
It's not gay if you're having an affair with your dad's boss.
We both wanted to see this concert but tickets were so pricey. Luckily they were doing a huge couples discount and I happened to look just girly enough to play the part. After some drinks and my convincing acting at the show we may have gotten carried away after..
my friend always say that he has to keep his performances high… i’m kind of his train bud you know