It's not like your roommate left your girlfriend much of a choice
Cuz She Craves Bigger Cocks Than Yours 😈🍆💦
You were too drunk, so your girlfriend made the cab driver carry you home
No condom?
Your Gf Was Tired Of Being With Someone Who Sucked At Fortnite So She Stopped
My bestie wanted to know if her fiancé would cheat on her..